I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you would pick up someone in the library
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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