HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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