office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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