Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
