So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize