Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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