just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Randomize