Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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