You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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