Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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