3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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