We should be called the Road Head Warriors
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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