So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Randomize