operation harelip BJ is a go
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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