its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
she looked like the before picture.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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