We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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