I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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