Rock
Scissors
Fuck
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
