Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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