Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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