If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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