i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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