Dual....:-)
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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