Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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