i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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