you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
that's an acceptable place to lick
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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