I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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