just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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