Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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