I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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