My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize