I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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