Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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