Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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