Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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