So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
that is very illegal...i love you.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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