But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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