i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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