we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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