no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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