I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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