i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Randomize
