we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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