It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I can't trust your balls anymore.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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