I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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