Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Randomize