his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
