what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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