sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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