She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I love you. Go after that dick
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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