When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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