Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Randomize
