Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
this just has baby written all over it
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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