wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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