you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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