So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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